Funny New Job Wishes and Messages

Funny New Job Messages: Getting a new job is a celebratory moment and thus, sending funny new job messages is something you cannot cross off the list. Send some good luck in your new job funny messages to make them laugh and feel at ease. Here are some funny best wishes for a new job which can be sent to your closed ones. Send them these funny congratulatory words and wish for the friendliest co-workers and a warm office environment. Do not forget to add some jokes dissing their old workplace as the sprinkle.

Funny New Job Wishes

Good luck with your new job, and do not let them fool you. I hope you will be wiser than before.

Still laughing at your new office as they now have you as their employee. Best wishes for your new job.

Congrats on the new job. Good luck with waking up early in the morning and going to bed with all the tension.

The best thing about having an employed friend is you don’t have to worry about the restaurant bills. Having a new job is having some responsibilities too!

May your office does not get bored with you in the first week. Amen. Best wishes for your office. Ace it.

Congratulations on getting the opportunity to start with a new slate. Don’t mess up. Best of luck with the job.

A new job is like a girlfriend or boyfriend. It will break up with you if you take it for granted. Wish you good luck.

Welcome to the world of suits and ties and responsibilities. Lots of responsibilities. Congratulations!

The more you earn for yourself, the more you can spend on friends like myself. Congratulations on your new job.

I’m feeling pity for the guy who hired you. He must be plain stupid or blind to choose someone like you to hire for the job. But congratulations anyway!

A new job is like a blank book, and you are the author. Congratulations.

Thank god someone finally realized that terrific employees like you need better pay. Congratulations.

Being employed is better than being unemployed but being employed for more money is even better. Congratulations on a job that pays more.

Your previous employer’s loss is your new employer’s gain. Congrats on your new job.

May your new job bring make you a billionaire so that we can party at your expense. Congrats.

If your new job were a person, he would feel lucky to have you. Congratulations.

Your new job is one more addition to the list of things that I envy you for. Congratulations.

Doesn’t your new job mean that you owe me a treat? Looking forward to it. Congratulations buddy.

Funny Job Wishes For Friend

Sometimes deserving people get a bad job. And sometimes a stupid person finds a great job. But who cares when the stupid person is your friend. Congratulations!

Congratulations mate on your new job. Please give me a treat on this happy occasion, and I will pray for your increment. So happy for you.

Best wishes for your new job and new responsibilities. I hope you won’t disappear behind the files. Good luck, friend.

Congrats on the new chapter of your life. Do not cry at the corner after making a foolish decision. Celebrate this happy day, dear friend.

Luck has played the part and landed you with a good job. Now be the donkey and work your best. Congrats.

Dear friend, congratulations on your new job. I hope you get paid enough to pay for all our party expenses. Best wishes.

Now that you have a job, can you pay your own bills now? Kidding. Congratulations, and I am so happy about you my dear friend!

Funny Job Messages For Him

Along with congratulations, sending you lots of luck and prayers as you are going to need them. Best of luck.

Congratulations on being noticed and getting head counted. May you shine in your new office and make everyone jealous, love.

Don’t let your new job be a new excuse for not visiting me. Congratulations.

Congratulations on your new job. There is no doubt that your new employer is winning at life for having you- just make him believe. Lots of love.

Dear, so proud of your new journey. I have a big list ready already, which you will buy me with your first paycheck! So excited for you, love.

Hoping you won’t make me jealous of your work and act like it is your mistress. Best of luck with your new job. Love you tons.

Funny Job Messages For Her

Darling, best of luck with the new job. Do not spend all your salary on your makeup. Make me more proud of you. Love you.

Looking forward to the treat you are planning to give me in celebration of your new job. Slay the workplace, my queen. Best wishes.

Make all lies of the job application true. Have fun working, darling. I bet you will own the new job.

I am super proud of you for getting handpicked for your new job. Just do not take much stress and go MIA. Love you, boo.

Hope your new job doesn’t go boring in a few weeks like the last one. Rooting for you, sweetheart.

Congratulations on your new job! It is time to party! Shall I call everyone? Kidding. Congratulations on this new chapter of your life.

Funny New Job Messages

Your new employer has no idea that his company has won a lottery by hiring you. Congratulations on your new job.

You are going to write a new chapter of life; no one looks at your past; how much you have lied in job applications, but the winner is who turns all those right. Go ahead and congratulations.

It is proved once again that you don’t always need a brain to get a job. A horse may win you a race but a donkey is more preferable for carrying your loads!

It’s always great news when someone close to us gets a new job. I am really proud of you but thank god I don’t have to wake up at 8 A.M every morning!

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he were any smarter. I’m kidding!!! Wish you good luck my best friend on your new job!

Now that you have a job, you can pay back all your debts. I only accept cash. Congratulations on the new job, bro!

You’ve got a new job, so luck has played its part, and now it‘s all up to you!

Getting a new job is easy. Being offered a new job is not. Congratulations on being headhunted.

I want a minions action figures, a new iPad charger and a hoodie. Oops, I thought I was writing what I am going to make you buy for me. Congrats, loving friend!

A new job is like a sponge. You can either let it soak up failures or you can squeeze every last drop of success from it.

Hey dear, enjoy the life in both home and office; try to be professional at work, not at your home; else you will never be happy. This advice is free only for you. Congratulation and all the best.

Who would have thought that that boy who knows nothing but scroll his news feed is now an associate. Just kidding bro! Congratulations on your new job!

A job is a contract in which an employer promises to pay and the employee promises to do what it takes to get paid. Good luck with your promises.

Funny Job Wishes For Friend

Say goodbye to all your student discounts and say hello to your college debts! Welcome to the real world! It sucks, but it is exciting and fun. You will enjoy it. Congratulations!

They have no place for a brat in the corporate world. Stop being immature! Kidding. Wishing you all the best in this new chapter of your life! Have fun working! Congratulations!

First, you got in on your dream university. Second, you finished with good grades and now you got hired for others…lol…Congratulations on your new job!

From office politics to being the boss’ pet, there can be many reasons for getting promoted. But there is only one reason for getting headhunted, and that is sheer merit. Congratulations on being handpicked for your new job.

Keep the humor on and congratulate your loved ones with some pun on getting a new job. Send some funny best wishes for the new job and make them laugh a bit. May these funny congratulations on new job messages bring smiles to their faces and take away their nervousness. Make them feel confident with your words and make them feel loved, along with some intended fun. Wish them good luck and wish for their new office people to get convinced that they are incompetent. Hope your closed ones can convince his/her office people that they are way smarter than they look. Keep the pun alive and congratulate them.