50+ Funny Good Night Messages and Wishes

Funny Good Night Messages : Everyday life for us is full of boredom, stress, and business! When we return to our homes at the end of the day, our tired bodies and minds feel absolutely drained. A funny good night text from a special someone, from a dear colleague or from our lovely friends can do a magic trick on our restless selves! Receiving funny good night texts makes us feel special while gives us a good laugh before drifting to sleep. If you are looking for some funny good night texts, check below!

Funny Good Night Messages

Good night! May you be safe from the ghost under your bed!

Good night and sleep well! Hope you have dreams as sweet as I am!

Don’t waste thinking about your lost past, Don’t waste time for planning your future, Better kill some mosquito with that time So that you can sleep better. Good Night.

Sleeping is the only thing you’re good at besides breathing, so good night.

Now 4.7 million people are going to sleep, 2.5 million are dreaming, 1.3 million are watching TV/ But one cute hearties reading my sweet Jokes, good night!

The sun is red, the sky is blue, I cannot stay happy, without disturbing you. Goodnight my love.

May tomorrow be finally the day you win at life. Sleep well!

Good night sweetheart! Don’t look at the window at night. Also, don’t look under the bed. There may be something! Just kidding! Have a sweet dream my love!

If you feel lonely don’t worry. I am here to disturb you all the time. Now sleep well. Good night dear. Have a wonderful scary dream!

When I say GOOD night, I actually want you to be a GOOD boy at night. So don’t think about any girl except me. Good night handsome.

The quietness of this beautiful night reminds me of you. How can I sleep peacefully at this night without disturbing you?

You’ve seen enough of the cruel world so better close your eyes already.

Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight, Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight but don’t make it a habit, Because I’m not free every night, Good Night!

Hey, I just had a phone call from your bed because it could not reach you. Please contact your cold bed and the lonely pillows right now! And sleep tight!

The only way I can guarantee you a sweet dream is dreaming about me. So, what are you waiting for? Sleep tight!

Send me a text if nightmare kicks in and you cannot sleep at night. I will be your guardian angel no worries. Have a great time of sleep, dear. 

Nothing can take your valuable place in my life except a good night’s sleep. I am off to it, you do that too. Love yaa. Sweet dreams.

Thinking about you mode activated! Missing you in progress! If you are awake reply to deactivate thinking mode. Good night!

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. Good night!

Do you know why we close our eyes? When we pray, when we cry, when we dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are unseen and felt by the heart only, Goodnight my love.

Welcome to Sweet Dreams airlines. We’ll be shortly arriving at Dreamland. Fasten blankets, puff the pillow, close your eyes and get ready to doze off! Good Night!

A very original good night wish only for you beware of cheap duplicates I’m the only authorized dealer for good night wishes. Good night, Sweet dreams!

Hey you, Yes you darling, holding the phone. You are asleep? No? Ok, good, cause I want to say good night before your eyelashes hug each other tightly.

Oops! Ouch, I fell from the bed Trying to reach my phone just to say sweet dreams to you. Good night and Sleep tight.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123456789*# Thanks God all the keypads are ok… Oh, anyway…Good Night! 😉

Funny Good Night Messages For Him

Baby, you must be tired from looking so handsome all day, so why don’t you take a break and get some good sleep? Good Night to you!

Darling, you must sleep early and get up on time so the sun doesn’t get to shine brighter than you! Sweet dreams, love!

The night seems to be pretty boring so let’s have a date! Get into your pajamas, lie down on your bed and meet me in your dreams!

Hey handsome, even though I’m the prettier one in our relationship, you have to take care of yourself too! Off to bed right now!

Babe, if you don’t go to bed right now, no hugs for you tomorrow! So be a good boy and have a tight sleep! Good night to you!

Hi babe, I’m talking to you, well just wanted to say goodnight and I love you, do not cuddle the pillows, I’m right over here in my house oops!

Funny Good Night Messages For Her

Hey babe, you’re the prettiest girl in the world in my eyes but I don’t want you to get dark circles around your eyes! Sleep tight love!

My angel, your cold empty bed is whining loudly because the pillows cannot fall asleep without you. Please join them soon and have sweet dreams!

Thinking about me all day must be pretty tiring for you, so why don’t we meet in the dreamland, honey? Good night to you!

Good night to you, sweetheart! I guess sleeping in your bed is as comfortable as falling asleep in my arms or else I’m coming over!

Baby, I can hear your mind exploding with stress from here, so switch off your brain for the day and go to sleep already! Sweet dreams, my love!

Sleepy text from a sleepy boyfriend to a sleepy girlfriend at a sleepy time on a sleepy day, in a sleepy mood to say sleep tight my dear goodnight.

Feel free to let your toes peek out from under the covers. No boogeyman will dare to come out with me right beside you. Bed bugs? Not with me around. Sleep well, my lovely!

Funny Good Night Wishes For Friends

My friend, I don’t want you to fall asleep during class tomorrow so call it a day and go to sleep! Good night to you!

Buddy, days are for working, eating, and enjoying yourselves while nights are specifically for resting purposes. So rest yourself and sleep early!

Dear friend, as your sole well-wisher, I want to inform you that you’re gonna regret playing games all night so much tomorrow. Please sleep!

Hey you, don’t hit the ‘Next episode’ button on Netflix anymore and give your eyes some rest! Hope you fall asleep and drift to dreamland soon!

Dear friend, I absolutely refuse to listen to your ranting about your lack of sleep tomorrow so don’t be annoying and sleep on time! Goodnight!

Funny Good Night Wishes

Saying good night is not a formality or due to free message, It’s the art of saying that I remember you in “My last minute of the Day”! Good Night.

Twinkle, twinkle little star. How do I wonder where you are? Up above the sky so high, where you are, I wish you were mine. Twinkle, twinkle little star. Can I keep you near or far? Goodnight my little shining star.

Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I’m talking in my sleep. Good night!

Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing you! Good Night!

As the thief was leaving the house, the child woke up and said to the thief “Take my school bag also, or else I’ll wake up my mum”. Good Night!

I wish God made me an SMS, so that I can reach you in Seconds, Cost you nothing, you will read me and I could see you smiling which is worth millions for me!!! Good night and smile for me!

Snuggle in tight and wait for me. I can’t wait to come to wrap my arms around you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear. Good night!

Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can’t sleep now because I don’t have a bed! Good Night!

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Good night and sweet dreams!

Sleep in peace tonight, God is bigger than anything you will face tomorrow. Good Night!

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. Good night!

The bed bugs are gone and the boogeyman has gone away. All that’s left is just you and me. Let’s close our peepers and get to sleepers!

It’s easy to feel dull and anxious leading a hectic life and following the same routine every day. But one can easily kick out the stress at the end of the day through some mere funny Good night messages! Sending good night texts is a wonderful way to check up on someone whom you care about and ask them about their days. It’s also a good chance to let your significant other know that you’re thinking about them in your sweet thoughts, or inform your friends that you care for their well being. And if you manage to send some jokes or funny texts to wish them a good sleep, it will definitely make them laugh right before sleeping! So check the samples above to have some crazy creative ideas!